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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until they give him the information he wants.

Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird.

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When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he's technically pushing the earth down.

Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

This whole thread is magical I love Chuck Norris jokes.

When Alexander Graham Bell first invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Superman has a pair of chuck norris underwear.

Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.