Stop being so smart and funny it's exhausting trying to one up you
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Just give up, already
Nah I'm in it for the long game.
I'm going to ease you into thinking I'm your best friend and for like 15 years I'm going to boost your ego and call you the big dick bandit. Then suddenly one day in going to call you a fart knocker and the bubble will burst, your while life will come into question and you'll be wondering if that answer on the test was always C or if you should've marked B and whether your dad might've survived had you kept working on that time machine idea or if cancer really was cured by your armpit hairs and if only people believed you. 🤷🏽
Dude tf?
Just like an evil bond villain, you told me your plan in advance
You heard it here first, for the next 15 year, I will be known as the Big Dick Bandit
After that I'll in my 60's, so I will be a Fart Knocker
I'm all for this plan
But telling you my plan ilure you into a false secrecy of thinking "it's been 13 years maybe he forgot"
This should be a film
Who says it isn't?
Don't look too hard for cameras in the corners they make em tiny now
I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille
You +boobs
Something like this?
No yoobs
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The key that unlocks everything
Except the path to citizenship for the criminal anarticans
