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You wanna get out? just zapp. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I just said that bitch

at “100,000 others” I burn these keys

Guys it’s MarchoffTwitter eve and you’re spamming notifications. You’re like the grinch shitting under my Christmas tree and taking my presents.

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I am partying ... I have the TV and the radio on ... at the same time!

Nostr: we test it as we build... release days are every day. And we test it until the brakes fall off so we can build it back stronger.

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This is the way!

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Cowboy coding FTW yeeehaaaw

The 4 sats is bae sats 💜🤙🏼 #[225]

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I’ve never scrolled thru my mentions longer than this on nostr. Flashback to early Stackchain days.

This is better!

YES I WAS JUST THINKING THIS

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Jesper

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#[38]

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ok, cat features = zap

#[29] zap the caaaaaaaaaaaaaatsssssssssssss!!!!!!

**explicit advisory**

#[38]

5000 sats

ts/redeem/d83f9d3749bcb54e4fdf0515b9b8f5a7c162b2ecbaa366bb

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Dern. Missed it

Missed it by a few secs darn it

This place looks crowded

Welcome aboard

Almost 250 peeps in this super thiccccc thread!

Yesssssss

It is a zap circle jerk ... not that there is anything wrong with that.

#[254] what is crowded? #NostrCrowds 🤣🤣

it’s basically a mosh pit, but with zaps

this is brilliant memecraft right here

😂

I seriously don’t understand what is going on

Missed it 😔 🏵️

Welp. THANKS GUYS… SET MY DARN PHONE ON FIRE

#[255] Kim Jong-un approved for the drain 🤣🤣🤣🤙🏼

I live in student housing and I think I’ve found out they set a bandwidth limit on devices per hour. Consistently for the last few days I’ve gotten on nostr and in about 15 mins my internet cuts out.

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Dern globalists

What’s happening so crazy

Make it rain zapoline

Brutal.

woof that sucks bro

Spoof your phones mac address and fuck the fuckers

Nostr rn:

You zap me, I zap you.

You spam me, I spam you.

“Zappin’ Even Nappin’”

Verse 1:

I'm making moves while I'm snoozin'

Sending payments without losin'

My precious sleep, I'm stayin ahead

With Bitcoin lightning, I'll always shred

Chorus:

Zappin' even nappin'

With lightning speed, I'm never slacking

My nostr game is never lacking

Zappin' even nappin'

Verse 2:

While others count sheep, I count my stacks

With Bitcoin lightning, I never look back

I can pay my peeps without even waking

My nostr game is always making

Chorus:

Zappin' even nappin'

With lightning speed, I'm never slacking

My nostr game is never lacking

Zappin' even nappin'

Verse 3:

I'm the king of the nostr scene

With lightning payments, I reign supreme

My skills are sharp, my timing is right

I'm sending payments day and night

Chorus:

Zappin' even nappin'

With lightning speed, I'm never slacking

My nostr game is never lacking

Zappin' even nappin'

Verse 4:

My friends call me the nostr king

I can pay for anything with a quick zing

While others sleep, I'm making moves

With Bitcoin lightning, I can never lose

Chorus:

Zappin' even nappin'

With lightning speed, I'm never slacking

My nostr game is never lacking

Zappin' even nappin'

Outro:

So if you're looking to make some cash

And you want to do it in a flash

Just use Bitcoin lightning and you'll see

Zappin' even nappin' is the key

Don’t drop it until I make mine 😫😫

Fuck it

Next level dopamine exchange

Let’s get it

Gentlemen and roya

Appreciate that ziggity zappity zap earlier roya

Did someone say Zap on this thread of 200+ people?

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This thread..

Roya my girl shake it ⚡️1000

Tupac is literally the character I didn't know I'd appreciate on here. 🤙✌️⚡️

Notifications is the captain now

I actually LOLed

I heard actually laughing at a shitpost means you zap the user who posted it. I don’t make the rules. 🤷🏼‍♂️

I didn't laugh. Suck it

For how many zaps?

Word

shitposting is now a cottage industry

#[29] you mean cotton candy right? Right? Right?

Bless Tupac 🙏🏼💜

Bless my notifications 🙏

At least this isn’t an public toilet

Only 20 mins max

I’m on cloud 69

You have been blessed child

sup

Wait a zap'n second!

This is the waaaaaay