Today's *real* headline that The Onion wouldn't have even tried:

President and Loyalists Push to Rename Kennedy Center After Him https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/698992de7273c547d28c6bd054b29c466a1729aa646a91b249d1707e98d54962/680000cdd6f500d9c3ade6287cb2fd2e86e78445c348f5bf0cbb60897100ef08.webp