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Bruce's new song. Blast it far and wide.
"Minneapolis I hear your voice crying through the bloody mist."
#BREAKING: ICE kills 37-year-old man in Minnesota. If you don't vote in November, then blood is on your hands, too.
https://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01/24/us/minneapolis-shooting-ice
Today's *real* headline that The Onion wouldn't have even tried:
US President Retweets Post Saying NATO, Not China or Russia, Is America's Real Enemy https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/698992de7273c547d28c6bd054b29c466a1729aa646a91b249d1707e98d54962/33d176cfb1cf788d38ba38a98e20ddeffe08740481ee0555543bdd34436bb3f7.webp
Today's *real* headline the The Onion wouldn't have even tried:
US President Seeks to Take Greenland from Denmark Because He Didn't Win Nobel Peace Prize https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/698992de7273c547d28c6bd054b29c466a1729aa646a91b249d1707e98d54962/33d176cfb1cf788d38ba38a98e20ddeffe08740481ee0555543bdd34436bb3f7.webp
The shining city on a hill is firing on all cylinders. https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/698992de7273c547d28c6bd054b29c466a1729aa646a91b249d1707e98d54962/1dd186bb0f7185bb3f9ce11909563bf5cf6d712509db684b15172772f1cefe12.webp
Today's *real* headline that The Onion wouldn't have even tried:
US Troops Prepare to Deploy to Minnesota as President Seeks to Take Greenland https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/698992de7273c547d28c6bd054b29c466a1729aa646a91b249d1707e98d54962/33d176cfb1cf788d38ba38a98e20ddeffe08740481ee0555543bdd34436bb3f7.webp
Judge restricts federal response to Minnesota protests amid outrage over immigration agents’ tactics
https://www.cnn.com/2026/01/17/us/ice-shooting-minneapolis-protests-renee-good-hnk
Most presidents shift toward foreign policy after having their domestic ambitions stifled. Trump is no different. The Trumpian norm-shattering we've seen domestically for years is now going global.
#BREAKING: ACLU sues federal government after agents violently stop and detain US citizens
Denmark Has ‘Fundamental’ Differences With U.S. Over Greenland, Diplomat Says
Sarah Lyall, of The New York Times, laments how the line between fact and fiction has blurred in the Trump age.
Nadine Strossen, longtime head of the ACLU, with a powerful condemnation of the Trump era.
#BREAKING: JP Morgan's Jamie Dimon condemns Trump for using DOJ as weapon against Federal Reserve.
Today's *real* headline that The Onion wouldn't have even tried:
DOJ Investigates Fed Chair To Pressure Him To Lower Interest Rates https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/698992de7273c547d28c6bd054b29c466a1729aa646a91b249d1707e98d54962/33d176cfb1cf788d38ba38a98e20ddeffe08740481ee0555543bdd34436bb3f7.webp
#BREAKING: Congress Is Reversing Trump’s Steep Budget Cuts to Science 🙌
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/01/10/science/trump-science-budget-cuts-congress.html