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BREAKING: Judge stops the Trump's freeze on child care and other social services in 5 states.

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US President Buys Marble for White House Ballroom as Miltary Captures Foreign Leader Without Congressional Approval https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/698992de7273c547d28c6bd054b29c466a1729aa646a91b249d1707e98d54962/680000cdd6f500d9c3ade6287cb2fd2e86e78445c348f5bf0cbb60897100ef08.webp

Bernie:

As the year ends, let me thank public school teachers who, under difficult circumstances, are doing their best to educate our kids.

If this country is to flourish, we need the best education system in the world. Let’s fight for a nation where teachers are well-paid and respected.

#BREAKING: high court *blocks* Trump attempt to deploy national guard in Chicago

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President and Loyalists Push to Rename Kennedy Center After Him https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/698992de7273c547d28c6bd054b29c466a1729aa646a91b249d1707e98d54962/680000cdd6f500d9c3ade6287cb2fd2e86e78445c348f5bf0cbb60897100ef08.webp

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WH Installs Series of Plaques Bashing Political Rivals in New “Presidential Walk of Fame." https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/698992de7273c547d28c6bd054b29c466a1729aa646a91b249d1707e98d54962/680000cdd6f500d9c3ade6287cb2fd2e86e78445c348f5bf0cbb60897100ef08.webp

#BREAKING: Judge blocks ICE's policy that limited Congress' ability to visit immigration detention facilities.

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House of Representatives Passes Bill Subjecting Immigrant Children to Invasive Bodily Searches and Separation From Families https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/698992de7273c547d28c6bd054b29c466a1729aa646a91b249d1707e98d54962/680000cdd6f500d9c3ade6287cb2fd2e86e78445c348f5bf0cbb60897100ef08.webp

#BREAKING: Indiana Lawmakers Reject Trump’s New Political Map:

Republicans hold an overwhelming majority in the Indiana Senate, but more than a dozen of them defied the president’s wishes, voting against a map aimed at adding Republicans in Congress.

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/12/11/us/indiana-senate-redistricting-republicans.html

#BREAKING: grand jury declines indictment of Leticia James.

#BREAKING: Judge Rules National Guard Deployment to Los Angeles Must End.

https://www.nytimes.com/live/2025/12/10/us/trump-news

Legal Groups Sue Justice Dept. for Secret Memo Justifying Boat Strikes:

“The public deserves to know how the Trump administration has justified the outright murder of civilians as lawful,” the organizations said in their lawsuit.

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/nyregion/aclu-lawsuit-justice-department-boat-strikes.html

Judge Suggests Prosecutor on Comey and James Cases Should Resign as U.S. Attorney:

Lindsey Halligan’s indictments against James B. Comey and Letitia James were dismissed last month over Ms. Halligan’s appointment.

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/us/politics/comey-james-halligan.html

An in-depth conversation on contemporary legal matters with professor Jonathan Macey of Yale Law School, one of the world's most-cited legal scholars.

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/professor-jonathan-r-macey-yale-law-school/id1812487408?i=1000740236862

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Star of The Apprentice Awards Rambo at Kennedy Center Honors https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/698992de7273c547d28c6bd054b29c466a1729aa646a91b249d1707e98d54962/680000cdd6f500d9c3ade6287cb2fd2e86e78445c348f5bf0cbb60897100ef08.webp