K fine. Maybe it’s a thing, but I ain’t jealous of y’all’s hairy ass teets

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You're just mad cuz your pencil don't write no more.

You're just mad cuz ya dogs is barkin and puzzle ain't around to hushpuppy

That’s actually true rn. He’s not home and I want him to be 😭

Aww

Mostly my burns are supposed to be wildly out of left field. It sucks when they land.

I'll show myself out.

Hahaha I’m like did somebody tell this man exactly what is happening in this moment or not?

Nah I just like to talk shit. And I like it too be totally random so people go "haha lemme join in"

He's psycho...I mean, psychic.

Yeah man he’s freakin me out with that accuracy

Your burns are wild and out of left field! Don't you dare get a haircut!

I have to though it's been almost a month

Damn same boat. It’s been like 4 months for me and the lady is gonna be pissed because she told me to stop waiting that long

Gotta go

Gotta stay looking fly

Do ya gossip girl thing

I'll do my gossip black barbershop fuck boi lite thing🤷🏽

Fuck boi adjacent

Former but open

A little lol

Mm.

Mk.

Imma take that as a compliment especially since I never see you commenting on my pictures🤷🏽

Ty for the who boost

And probably the ego pop you'll do in the next comment🤷🏽

Hahhaha yes take it as compliment

I'd like to take this time to remind everyone here that they say if you're good at sitting never do it for free. And I know I worth.

So moustache rides are not free.

Rates vary based on what you look like🤷🏽

Verily.

Certified.

I need certified ratings, please

Well if you want high praise do you want to hear the best thing I've heard about myself or would the higher the status of the person be more impressive to you?

Because the answer to the former is women understand psychology, they know if they tell you You're good that it's going to give you a big ego for a little while then you'll start thinking they tell that to everyone then you start thinking how many is everyone??

So instead you look at what they say in the industry moment which is usually hilarious and not much. A lot of unfinished thoughts, squirms, and noises 🤷🏽 as well as you look at how often and how quickly they call you back for more🤷🏽

And the answer to the latter is Danika a.k.a. comicbookgirl

I mean if you are advertising

'no complaints' is the classic line

3 times a week for 2 months easy transactions🤷🏽

Deadly creatures

I’m sure he will come home and yell at the dogs soon 😆🤣

It’s mainly that he’s one noisy motherfucker and usually it irritates me, but I got used to it so when he’s gone, it’s like scary quiet.

wtf is happening here

Standoff

This looks same same, but different

I missed you bitch

I missed you too bitch

🫂🤍🖤🤍🖤

Get a room you two

No I'm not into when the other guy watches🤷🏽

What other guy

You dork

🤓

I’m proud of you today nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz this is a big step and don’t worry we will get the hair thing under control one of these days.

Ass teats?

Well hairy teets, but hairy b holes too

Did you call for yeti arse? At your service

Yes I did. It’s quite cold in here. If you could chop up some of those arse furs and knit me some socks real quick, that would be nice

I could knit a real nice, none itchy (comes pre-itched) thneed

Sound good to me lol

A Thneed is a thing you need!