My life savings is in the hands of a guy who can’t post a gif.
Need to re-evaluate my choices.
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I heard gold did a 2x in 15 years 🤣🤣🤣💀
My father disowned me after I convinced him to sell his gold and smash buy at $126k. lol
wow
Something tells me he’ll come around 🤣
Ss-ssoon rr-right?
Exactly! Soon ™
I was right to transfer my mom’s retirement fund to yodlbase. You clearly know your stuff. (She didn’t disown me yet)
That's always fun. Not sure I believe it happened exactly this way. Selling illiquid gold and catching the pico top would he epic
I orange pilled him by saying bitcoin is gonna demonize gold. It took me years to explain him.
He had gold (not physical) which he swapped into bitcoin (cold storage).
I hope it’s not the top, otherwise I will be kicked out of my basement 😂
Your father needs real diamond hand implants
Just got my x ray done.
My diamond balls are large and have to carry around
Bro I can’t move my fingers
How the squad looks hodling for life
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….man I hope I get to train my replacement 🤔😂⭕️
Did you generate this using your offline NS generator?
Btw, coming to work naked can result in a handsome bonus 😉
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Stacey is it you?
You are because your data us being monetized for AI to replace you