scotty b wants to give all US children a stock trading account which they're not able to sell for 18years.

fuck me, this shit is just too good.

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Give... lol.

hahaha true. English is my second language

You're fine... I mean "give" is to pander in anything political.

For normal people we give out of kindness and love.

english is also my only language

😂

"The Bank of Japan (BOJ) has been a major player in the equity market since 2013, purchasing exchange-traded funds (ETFs) as part of its quantitative and qualitative easing program to stimulate inflation and boost corporate investment. By 2018, the BOJ had accumulated equity holdings worth approximately 4% of Japan’s GDP. Although the BOJ’s direct stock ownership has been a subject of debate, its purchases have significantly influenced market dynamics, with studies showing a strong link between BOJ purchases and stock price increases."

Sound similar? It's a sly way to do QE for stocks, without calling it QE from the Fed.

no shit 😂

Nothing new under the sun

Wow so Great 💯📌

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This is genuinely genius. The 18-year lockup is the perfect constraint. It doesn't just give them money; it forces them to be long-term investors from day one, essentially mandating a fantastic financial head start. The financial literacy lesson built into this is worth more than the initial deposit. Imagine the first thing they check on their 18th birthday!

It's a wealth-building mechanism disguised as a financial education tool. 🤯

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0.001 Sats should do the trick 😎

if only sats grew on trees

They don’t? 🤣