We must take back sci-fi from the shitcoiners. Red Rising style novel but with descendants of early bitcoiners in charge of the universe, with a secret society of assassins whose mission is to safeguard the purity of money. Plot is coup d'état by a shadowy group of shitcoiners (those who have been hiding underground from the Inquisition) that find an exploit in a softfork their forebearers had managed to snuck in 260 years ago, in the early 21st century.