If you don’t like gambling, but need an adrenaline rush, and like to live dangerously do the following:

1. Download nostr:npub1ex7mdykw786qxvmtuls208uyxmn0hse95rfwsarvfde5yg6wy7jq6qvyt9 and set up an account.

2. Click on “send” from homescreen and select “Bitcoin wallet” (to cold storage).

3. Select “flexible delivery time” and confirm transaction.

4. Sit back and make a mental bet with yourself about what’ll happen. Will the 🌽 land safely in cold storage before your wife starts asking about the bank transfer? Only one way to find out.

Fancy sleeping on the couch again do you? 😂

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It’s now my happy place. 😂🤣

Had one of your relatives visit me! I was extra nice to him, since he’s sweeter than you 🤣🐸

Oh man. That’s Carl. Everyone fucking hates Carl.

This is so you 😜😂

Bowl

Or is it bowel