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They've all got little purple party hats on🎉.

True

Fuck yeah🤌🤌🤌🤌

Someone's having a good day!

Hey John, how’s your day going?

GM Mike! So far so good. Eat some ham for me!

I’m on it 🫡

Also, that's a slick shirt, I like it!

I do enjoy sartorial elegance now and again!

I’ll take one ☝🏻 please. Thank you.

I can deliver 🫡

At the hanging gardens of Hamylon

#hamstr 😂

All fun and games till something drips on you lol

Isn’t that what the cups are there to prevent 😂

Nah.

😱

Maybe bacon. Occasionally. But it has to be extremely humanely sourced.

You think you know someone and then 🥹

I've got a humanely raised armadillo and or possum under my house if anyone's interested?

Armadillo makes good crackling!

I’ll take the steak 🥩

Nah, I ain’t Jewish. I just don’t dig on swine.

Each to their own.

I don’t like tuna 🥹

Salmon is almost all farmed now.

Tuna is way overfished.

Used to love both, don’t partake any longer.

I’m on vacation, I had smoked salmon on bagel with hollandaise for breakfast.

Don’t Americanize your language for me.

You’re on Holiday.

It’s what all you fuckin Brits say. That & at Hospital instead of at THE Hospital.

Maybe in hospital?

I wouldn’t know tho , I’ve never been!

In, yes. And best to avoid either way it’s said. Smart.

Enjoy the time off.

Time off!

This is as close to work as I get.

We’re off to the Caribbean, house hunting!

House hunting? Pre-bull 🤔

Rent & buy BTC. Houses will still be there in 2026.

You think I’m going to slum it with the normies in their Airbnb’s.

I do have standards 😂

You have a point. Just let me know where you buy next year. Then I’ll buy it & tear it down to build my castle in 2026.

And I’ll buy your castle in 2027 and turn it into my Citadel 😂

🧐

You’re welcome in my Citadel anytime 🫂

This is how every war in history started.

Not with you 🫂

You can have my Citadel

🤝

Your vocation is vacation whilst holidaying with swine and salmon. A proper toff at sea 🫡

You’re a poet and you don’t even know it 😂

I have been told of my genius as a wordsmith many a time

With my talent to rhyme

No to share it

Would be a crime

😂

Alright, stop milking it 😂

Get back to yer fancy bacon

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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Really hamming it up!

I want to do a laughing face emoji, but that really doesn’t deserve it!

My dad jokes need some work 😬. Enjoy your day like a pig in shit!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Yesssss 💜