Wanna know what women think is sexy in a man?

Full-on bitcoin maxi.

Every shitcoin you secretly buy or trade is getting you further and further away from getting laid.

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Sexy in all genders. Bitcoin only.

Truth

And species! 👀

Buttcoin

I type it every time some how and have to go back

Sure don’t 😂🫂

Best line of that song “CEO of being unemployed” 🤣🤣

I don’t actually know what song that is

Oh lol 😂 It was a TikTok song in 2022. This was one of the better duets with it

https://m.primal.net/OIdg.mov

Ooooo. We should make a new one that’s Bitcoin only

my face doesn’t work well for TikTok 😂😂

lol I will lipsync your part with my face (will just draw a mustache on or something)

Yessssss

See? She’s a lady and she agrees 🫂🥰

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Yes. 😂

Well, I'm very happy about this as my husband won't have a girlfriend forced on him, as he is a married maxi 😅🤣🤣

Same with mine. He’s trapped 😂🫂

Mine is fulfilled 😎 rather than trapped, he's safe from all the ladies wrong for him out there. Our opinions align as I say, he made a great decision when he picked me 🥰

I’m too old for that stuff. Or so my wife tells me. I’m not sure that I disagree.

Do you want to know what a husband thinks is sexy in his wife?

When she tells you to buy the dip 😂

Noted. I will whisper that in puzzle’s ear tonight

"Just the dip"

My sister is a 🔥 catch and she stops respecting/immediately loses interest if her date is dismissive of Bitcoin. She complained that we've made dating even more difficult for her now. Whoops 💊

Hahahaha that’s awesome

Bitcoin is a Shitcoin, we are just pumping the shit for more morrons to speculate in it.

Big stacking sats vibes