Hi. I’m Barry.

Voice of "Straight to HR"

Patron saint of burnout, broken printers, and bad ideas.

I used to be a real person.

Then I read one too many Urban Dictionary entries and became… this.

A jaded husk with a microphone and a vendetta against corporate buzzwords.

Every day, I wake up, question my life choices, and then record a filthy, unfiltered, absolutely HR-violating definition some genius uploaded to the internet at 3am in 2007.

Why?

Because someone has to.

And I’ve already given up on happiness.

This show is short, NSFW, and completely unredeemable.

Just like me.

So if you’re into inappropriate slang, existential dread, and hearing a deadpan voice whisper “Jesus Christ” after describing things like a “Wisconsin Waffle”…

Congrats.

You’re home now.

Filed under: Straight to HR

Trigger warnings: All of them

Morale level: Actively declining

Let’s begin.

Or don’t. I’m still getting paid the same either way.

—Barry

#introduction #introductions #NSFW