As I sit here naked staring into my mug with some shitty luke warm coffee at the bottom, I can still smell that bitch Janice that I share an office with. I want to scrub my nostril and sinuses with bleach every time I leave that place.
Counting down the seconds until i end up back in that fucking cage with that thing.
Go listen to today's episode of Straight To HR and share it with a friend.
Boost, share, zap and maybe i can never have to see Janice or that wench of a boss I have.
#coffee #coffeechain #fatzaps #thinzaps #zapathon #zap #ihatemyfuckingjob
My coworkers spent 45 minutes debating which emoji to use in a team email while I considered a career in arson. We are so busy we need to work Saturdays. Fuck my life.
#fml #fiatmine #nostr #ihatemyjob
I would love to enjoy a nice #coffee but
I share an office with a woman who smells like expired tuna and desperation.
I walk in this morning and she shrieks "Happy Saturday" deep inside I really hope she meant she was burning down the building then taking a fucking shower. I hate my job especially on Saturday. Screw you Janice.
#nostr #GM
My boss doesn’t give feedback—she gives TED Talks with PowerPoints on how I disappoint her.
#work #tedx #ihatemyjob #nostr #review
That seems like a lot of trouble, plus I kinda like the stinky pinky every time I take a leak.
The world made me this way, I just like to know there are others that have been fucked over so much there brain doesn't work right anymore. Plus Janice smells extra ripe today.
I would love to try it, but with this little dick, I normally have to stick my finger in my ass just to get it to pop out far enough to take a piss.
Any other twisted, cynical assholes here? How do the weirdos find eachother here? I am talking prime level sickos. I want to make myself feel better.
#asknostr #nostr
Janice’s perfume today is a blend of garlic, regret, and whatever crawled into her desk drawer and died.
#finallyfriday #sheStinks #takeashower #nostr
Woke up. Logged in. Learned something today that made me cancel my dinner plans and lose faith in towels.
New episode’s up.
You’ve been warned.
https://fountain.fm/episode/ZsljD6YAanGaUMdDiITQ
#Ihatemyjob #yummy #nostr
My job’s great, if you like soul erosion and group chats.
#Ihatemyjob #soulsucker #nostr
I used to listen to that dude. 3-4 yrs ago, before my life went down the super shitter highway. My ex took my iPod and CDs with her.
Oh that smelly bitch would dump her ashtray in it if I tried to use it. Ever wish daily that someone would keel over and you got to witness it? What am I thinking, I couldn't get that lucky, plus the room will always smell like her.
I need one of these for the office. The bitch I share an office with smells like an egg salad sandwich left in the sun for a few days. That's on a good day.
I know some bad mofos across Canuckestan that drink syrup straight from the bottle and never even think of saying sorrey. How much Dinero we talking about here.
Kinda like jerking off before the hooker shows up.
Who's a guy gotta blow around here to get on that #fatzaps train? #nostr #asknostr
Corporate said I should ‘bring my whole self to work.’ So I brought resentment and IBS.
#ihatemyjob #nostr #ibs