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Make some fake npubs and zap yourself to get the ball running 😅🧀

Kinda like jerking off before the hooker shows up.

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More like blowing yourself cuz you’re low on protein.

I would love to try it, but with this little dick, I normally have to stick my finger in my ass just to get it to pop out far enough to take a piss.

Have you tried laying across the toilet for a hands free option for multitasking? We have to adapt and overcome our shortcomings.

That seems like a lot of trouble, plus I kinda like the stinky pinky every time I take a leak.