You can turn anything into a conspiracy theory just by looking like a puzzled idiot on TikTok.
“Hey guys! So they tell us the ground we stand on is not flat! 🤣 can you imagine that? The standing on a ball. Yeah, I thought so. Are we supposed to like just believe that? Lawl… do they take is for idiots?!”
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“Bro your really think birds are real?”
Alright, listen up, y’all—birds are way too weird to be real animals. Think about it: they charge on power lines, they all disappeared during lockdowns (coincidence? I think not), and have you ever actually seen a baby pigeon?? NO. That’s because birds are government surveillance drones designed to spy on us. Ever wonder why they always stare at you in the park? Or why they show up in swarms at protests? The CIA replaced all real birds in the 1950s, and now they’re just flying cameras. Wake up!
I very much take flat earth people for compete and utter willing idiots.
