There's a Mongolian restaurant nearby that my family loves so much that we actually go eat there on Christmas Day but it's one of those gross looking, run-down, dirty hole in the wall places that when you look at you want to turn away and leave. If I had fuck you money I wouldn't even buy it I would just completely renovate the entire place and continue to go patronize because the food is so damn good.
Then i would retreat to my home with a 2 mile long driveway.