My friend said she’s having bad period symptoms. Being a guy, I wanted to help and that was my mistake. She is still mostly fiat: seed oils, refined sugar, makeup. My sister is a lot healthier so I asked her if she still has bad periods. I thought maybe she had a solution.

Turns out she is also on her period and she said: why are you assuming I have bad periods? I said thanks for answering my question.

My mistake was trying to help when I should just be listening: “wow it must be so hard to have a buzzsaw cutting through your uterus.”