How to become an expert on the next "thing" in a hurry. Just confidently insist that the first thing that comes to mind is true. It should be brain-dead simple reasoning a child can follow. Bonus points if it is pro state and or pro violence.

So for Qatar, middle east and not Israel so probably Muslim.

Muslims are bad so we should bomb the shit out of Qatar.

You'll be a regular "expert" guest on 24 hour news networks in no time.