Crap, I need to become an expert on Qatar stat!
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How to become an expert on the next "thing" in a hurry. Just confidently insist that the first thing that comes to mind is true. It should be brain-dead simple reasoning a child can follow. Bonus points if it is pro state and or pro violence.
So for Qatar, middle east and not Israel so probably Muslim.
Muslims are bad so we should bomb the shit out of Qatar.
You'll be a regular "expert" guest on 24 hour news networks in no time.
Pro State is the best! You get all the supporting arguments fed to you real time with minimal friction.
I'm gonna make a game of comparing your overview with what I see in feed next
My understanding of wotld geography has grown considerably as a result of America's forever wars.
Major human rights violations rampant in the country, arguably worse slavery than the US
Apparently they support Trump
They're very rich oil people
That's all the important info I think
So, ally or foe? Sounds like ally, and I gather we had serious bases there. But I'd only heard them brought up a couple weeks ago, and commentators made it sound like we were itching for an excuse to get more active there, which sounds more like foe.
Media seems unusually slow to feed me a starting position on this one
Any country that gives Trump a jumbo jet is an enemy of all humans, including Americans
This is embarrassing, but I'd forgotten they were the country that gifted us the jet 🤦♂️
Ally it is!
I literally googled "who are qatars closest allies?" a and the AI response tells me it's US, Turkey and Iran 😵💫
The US is an ally to them I guess by not bombing them afaik
But they're an enemy to us by giving Trump a jet
You seem on the fence about Qatar too 🤔
No
Very simple view, Qatari authorities should be assassinated until someone smart enough and sane enough to deal with is in charge. Or if the country protects the authorities, the country should be bombed until it stops being dangerous
Any that can be arrested should be of course. I don't believe in unnecessary killing, it's just hard to do international conflict without any bloodshed. Maybe part of why I don't run a country