Okay…….this was in high school.

My buddy had a cat who had a chapped ass, so his parents used chapstick on it. Vet said it helped.

We were all over at his house, playing basketball outside in the driveway, and our friend pulls out his chapstick and puts it on his lips. There was a red sticker on it.

My friend whose house we were at, looks at him and says, “Dude, where’d you get that chapstick?”

Buddy answers, “Oh, shit, sorry I grabbed it off your counter to use. Is that gross?” (Side story, this guy was a mooch, would always steal our razor blades etc.)

“It’s gross that you’d borrow my chapstick, but it’s even more gross that you borrowed the chapstick that we use on our cat’s asshole.”