as a long time bachelor i can confirm that while i am capable of doing the linen and the ironing and the washing and the dishes and the mopping and sweeping... i'm a pro, actually, one of the fastest cleaners you will find, i'm far better at abstract logic and algorithms

speaking as a man, based on my ample experiences of wonderful, motherly women who i have had the pleasure of being part of my daily experienc:

fuck all those stupid people

as a woman, that feeling you get when the men are happy and do their dull, brutal expressions of appreciation for your careful art of domestic duties even at your low points

that's what it's all about

and these other stupid women just have never had that hole filled and it's the one that they have aching most of all, and they don't even know it