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- M&S Foods is a scam.

- NHS is a scam.

- TV Licence officers are neo-KGB.

- Cream on the scone comes first, then the jam.

- Cottage pie and marmite are the best food on Earth.

- Glaswegian sounds similar to drunk Russian.