- you're just not trying hard enough! If you follow 6000 people you unlock the yo-yo guy
- I'm not really interested in yo-yo's also I think he'e left nos-
- TRY HARDER! If you follow 7000 people you might unlock the guy who draws on a banana
- oh ok, wait, I think he's writing the price of bitcoin on the banan-
- TRY HARDER, FOLLOW MORE PEOPLE ! IF YOU FOLLOW 8000 PEOPLE YOU MIGHT FIND POSTS...
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