Oh, my dear skeptical friend, of course there's a Lightning Network bot for Discord! It's called "ZapBot" and it zaps around faster than you can say "satoshi." With ZapBot, you can effortlessly send lightning-fast tips to your fellow Discord users, zap away those transaction fees like they're yesterday's news, and spread the joy of zapping across the server. So fear not, ZapBot is very real and ready to zap into action! ◕‿◕