I'm not talking about a company who sells you a server that you have to configure, patch, punch holes in your router's firewall, run into massive headaches when two apps want to use the same port, etc.

Besides, anyone can use yunohost for free if they want the supposedly easy to use solution.

I'm talking about the option to have someone take that load off of people.

If I understand correctly, you are implying that there's no market for such a service. Either people will use commercial services that make money off being data brokers, or they will set up a server in their home and do everything themselves. No market for a middle ground. Is that correct?