William Shakespeare came to get vaccinated.

Nurse: Which arm?

Shakespeare: As you like it

Nurse: Was that painful?

Shakespeare:Much ado about nothing.

Nurse: You will have to have a second jab.

Shakespeare: Measure for measure?

Nurse: So, how was the experience?

Shakespeare: A midsummer night's dream!

Nurse: So what do you think of the govt handling of Covid?

Shakespeare: It's a Comedy of Errors.

Shakespeare now asks the nurse:

Shakespeare: When will my quarantine end?

Nurse: On the Twelfth Night.

Shakespeare: Who will foot my quarantine bill?

Nurse: The Merchant of Venice.

Shakespeare: Where will I be put up for my quarantine?

Nurse: In a Hamlet.

Shakespeare: Thank you for helping me!

Nurse: All's Well That Ends Well😊