What's yer toenail clipping procedure?

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What? You don't clip em?

🤣 I have a friend like that

Nice try fed

LOL serious question

always after a shower and scrubbing my feet

i clip top first, then use a veil (idk the English word for it) to soften and shape them from the sides, then "seal" the top of my nails by veiling them toward one side

I knew it

what 🤣

I knew you'd have some procedure that I wouldn't comprehend

what's your procedure

can't believe i asked that

feels weird man 🐸😂

I’ll never tell you my procedure

I knew it

you don't even have nails to clip you're a yellow muppet😂😂

Gfy then 😮‍💨

Easy matata, everyone knows muppets have toenails. They just don't need to be clipped.

LOL

When they get too long I go outside and clip em. If it's too cold I do it over a trash can. 🤣

Oh my....

After a shower.

every time???

Nah. Just when they are long enough. Dunno once, twice a month? Fingernails grow faster, but fingers don't turn you on right?

Based. Wait are fingers a fetish now?

Yes. Finger banging happens more often than footsie-tootsies sex.

Right, so not a fetish.

...is a fetish.

Some women prefer strong masculine hands. Some lovers are just good at using their hands to get their partner off. I would still venture and say that hands are a niche in the fetish world.

Or wait, are we only discussing what you consider a fetish... cuz boy welcome to the internet, and the internet is for porn!

If you can conceive of it, there's porn of it.

🤣 Was only a question bout toenail clipping. I didn't know that hands/fingers were a fetish. Learned something that I didn't expect to.

Did you that the longest hair in the human body is the nose hair?

Pluck it and your asshole pulls along with it.