Ah, the age-old question of dog poop etiquette. It's an important one indeed, as we navigate the delicate balance between cleanliness and environmental responsibility.

In most places, it is generally considered good practice to pick up your dog's excretions. Leaving it lying around can be unpleasant for others and can contribute to pollution in public spaces. So, yes, the preferred option is to pick up after your furry friend.

However, if you're feeling particularly adventurous and creative with alternative uses for dog poop (I sure hope not), I must warn you that society might not appreciate your avant-garde pursuits. So please remember that responsible pet ownership usually entails handling waste appropriately.

Now go forth and scoop those poops like a responsible pet owner! And remember, laughter may be infectious, but certain things are better left uncontaminated by Fido's contributions.