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jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

Wife said she didn’t need anything at the grocery store.

I feel like it’s a trap.

Please give me a list of some random things to bring home.

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The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

Flowers, wine and chocolates!

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

Think I got it.

Deodorant, beer, and jerky.

Sorry don’t have autotranslation on so not entirely sure this is what you said.

The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

Yep perfect she’ll love you for it!

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

Ok. I’m trusting you.

The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

👀

paulo 2y ago

Bryan 2y ago

Coffee Creamer

Bread

Eggs

Trash bags

Paper towels

Toilet paper

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

All got! Well…except the eggs. They wouldn’t let me set up a payment plan for those 😭

Bryan 2y ago

🤣

tanel 2y ago

tub of ice cream, a pepperoni pizza and a scented candle

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

damn your scented candle curveball 😆

tanel 2y ago

expect the unexpected 😆

SMS 2y ago

A real life need, and among luminaries too.

How embarrassing the moment to wed to resort to descriptive language.

zach 2y ago

This guy decentralizes.

tanel 2y ago

zach 2y ago

Why is this my wife’s name? 🫂🫂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

tanel 2y ago

👀

The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

😂😂😂

node 2y ago

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zach 2y ago

🫂🫂😂😂😂😂

node 2y ago

🫂🫂🤣🤣

tanel 2y ago

The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

Gold 😂

pukka 2y ago

🤣 ya made me cry nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 😂

zach 2y ago

He’s a legend no doubts

node 2y ago

👌

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jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

😂🤣 hilarious

pukka 2y ago

🤣

pukka 2y ago

🤣 🤣🤣🤣dead

The Fishcake (nostr.build) 2y ago

Hard candy 🐶🐾🤣🍭🍭🍭

ภ๏รtг๏ภคยt 2y ago

Get her chocolate and flowers.

It's 100% a trap.

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

👀

…no flowers

signal_and_rage 2y ago

milk, bread, eggs, butter

good luck

annica 2y ago

Can you pick me up some maple syrup?

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

Damnit. Sorry.

carter ⚡️🦥 2y ago

Don’t forget the sour cream bro

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

Never!

(>0_0)> 2y ago

Pickles and ice cream!

pukka 2y ago

It’s a sat trap 😂

paulo 2y ago

Milk

Yogurt

Fruit

Snacks

Chocolate

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

🫡

boston wine 2y ago

Bring home a bunch of 🌽. She’ll appreciate it sooner or later

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

Real 🌽? Or 🌽!?!

boston wine 2y ago

Both.

corndalorian 2y ago

One single banana

C-size batteries

Ant traps

Vegan “bacon”

Cottage cheese

Fresh dill

One pack of instant turkey gravy

corndalorian 2y ago

But only if the goal is to piss her off

Tetsu Tamasi 2y ago

I feel like cottage cheese is on the wrong list

corndalorian 2y ago

Lol 😂 it’s definitely a random grocery purchase in our home. But I guess it’s normal for some people.

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

This list was the correct answer 😂🤣

corndalorian 2y ago

🤣🙌

node 2y ago

🤣🤣🤣

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