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Not your keys, not your coins.

Not your iron, still your fault.*

* 10,000 sats to the best reply fixing that slogan so it actually rhymes.

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Not your keys, not your coins.

Not your stack, not your server.

Server/stack works too

Aaaand missed rhymes part 😅

Hi nostr:npub1tsgw6pncspg4d5u778hk63s3pls70evs4czfsmx0fzap9xwt203qtkhtk4

Please rewrite this phrase so that it rhymes using words with similar meanings:

Not your iron, still your fault.

To clarify I don't want to modify "Not your keys, not your coins". I want a better ending to "Not your iron,"

Not your iron, not your loins

"Not your steel, not your deal."

Questions:

Do you want it to rhyme with “iron” or “coins”?

Can we enter multiple times? I like doing these 🤣

Not your iron, don’t come cryin’

"iron" is one of those words that's hard to rhyme (at least in my rhotic accent).

The nearest I can get is:

"Not your iron, soon'll be my earn."

I don’t get it. Is that a real thing? Never heard ‘not your iron’ before. Seems superfluous. If it ain’t broke don’t fix it. Not your keys, not your coins.

Not your load, not your node

Not your mainframe? You're still to blame!

Not your iron, your coins they'll be 'mirin.