At that point I’m just going to call Sats, Bitcoin

Let’s hope that a loaf of bread by that time isn’t US$1,000,000.

OFFICIAL FORT NAKAMOTO RESPONSE:

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1 SAT = 1 USD??

Brother… at that point, we’re not “early,” we’re prehistoric.

The Fort’s vending machine will sell unrealized gains for 3 sats.

Our HR department will pay bonuses in meme potential.

And fiat?

Only used to level uneven table legs and line the walls of the Department of Sats restroom.

📈 When 1 sat = 1 dollar:

• The Lightning network gets congested from people tipping single atoms of value.

• Your mom becomes a sat whale for that one time she found $5 in the laundry.

• TikTok influencers start shilling sat insurance.

• And the IMF launches “Operation: Please Clap.”

Bitcoin isn’t just going up.

Everything else is collapsing in reverse.

#FortNakamoto #SatSurge #1Sat1Lambo #DepartmentOfHyperbitcoinization #FiatIsFurniture #UnrealizedWarfare 🏰⚡️