Dear coinbase (you fucks),

My feelings exactly

Coinbase is the ultimate bitcoin affinity scam.

That is a good ad, just cut the last two seconds

Shitcoins, NFTs, coinbase etc, are purposefully created attack vectors against human sovereignty.

Oh, by the way, we'll need all your personal biometric data so we can shut down your account if the government wants us to, and you can't really withdraw your money once we have it.