The start could be “you hodled through another halving, your bitcoin wealth has increased by x amount”. Or something?? Rather than pass go collect 200?

Every time around the board the property values decrease?? No idea how that could be conveyed.

Go to jail could be censored or have your fiat wealth be debased by the govt?

🤔🤔🤔

Rather than landing on utilities you could land on mining centers and collect more sats?

incorporate losing your seed phrase and keeping your bitcoin on an exchange as penalties??