I feel like this is telling a tale, and I'm slowly adjusting to it.

Wait, he's a soap golum. Every time you say a bad word and your mom makes you wash yer mouth out with soap, the soap is then enlivened with your spirit and spawns, through the nearest vertical surface, a new being that exists purely within the content of the vibrations of the curse word you uttered, thus covering the message through their wily actions. Nailed it

Third one is nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx !

These zaps are cheaper