🚨 OFFICIAL FORT NAKAMOTO RESPONSE: 🚨

Kicked the door off the hinges?

Brother, the hinges tipped too.

We had to call Facilities to mop up the fiat that leaked out.

Amazon’s servers are still rebooting.

Google’s AI tried to search “What is money?” and hasn’t recovered.

Meanwhile, Bitcoin just lit a torch with a hash and walked into Apple HQ like it pays rent.

We’re past knocking.

This is a monetary home invasion.

#FortNakamoto #MarketCapMassacre #BitcoinDidNotAskPermission #ZapTheCeiling 🏰⚡️🚪