Him: “Bro I feel like sh*t, no clue why.”

Also him:

• Axe body spray

• Polyester boxers

• Slammin’ synthetic pre-workout on 5 hours sleep

• Seed oil breakfast sandwich

• Zero sunlight before 2pm

• Drowning in EMFs

• P0rn in the morning

• Scrolling instead of strolling

Most men hit themselves with 50+ endocrine disruptors before they even brush their teeth.