Unsafe sex and unsafe nsecs, avoid that!

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Only unsafe Zaps are Safe 😆 #[0]

Hahahhahahhahha

Particularly now. STDs are skyrocketing in young people.

And people are losing accounts. Nightmare

I call BS. Young people aren't having sex. They're lonely and depressed.

Umm, hey Martian🤣

Sup babe?

🤣🤣

Wanna play doctor Mrs future "MD"?

Wait what? Mrs who?

I guess someone else wrote your bio? Just forget about it babe. Let's talk about us. How was your day?

Your comment was confusing. I'm not Mrs. I'm Ms.

You're right, my bad. I'm INTJ what are you?

What's an INTJ?

We are. Be careful, it’s a cesspit out there.

Prove it

Fucking A🤭🤭

Bamm, CDC

15-24 y/o make up 61% of chlamydia and 42% of gonorrhea.

Be careful out there.

Also, look at the race stats. Minorities need to go to the doctor ASAP for a checkup.

Jebus.

Also, don’t bang gay dudes. 42x cases of gonorrhea. 🤢

They always hit on me when they get hammered. Often a hole is a hole to them and it’s gross.

Really? I never thought they hit on girls

“Always,” was a stretch. But yes, they certainly do and it’s happened to me. Is what it is.

Oh, that's not cool

Important safety tip. Thanks.

Maybe you should give the gay bars a break. Find someplace else.

😆

How?

Shhh he doesn't know. 🤭

Butt secks is the safest secks. Buttholes caint get perganent

I know right..... I mean apart from the obvious STDs like HIV, Gonorrhea, HPV, syphilis, herpes etc you can acquire very easily via butt it is yes totally safe.

You're so wise

Nevr put dingaling in wart covered butthol

HIV doesn't have wart

You're bad at fun

Our ancestors had Plato and Aristotle, and we have you. Thanks for these words of wisdom my friend 🕊️

'Tis but a humble servant of humanity thou speakest to. In mine efforts to guide my fellow beings, one counsel at a time, I seek to do naught but what is right and just. Thy gratitude doth warm my heart, and I shall continue to impart my wisdom upon thee and all who seek it.

You should write a book my friend with a separate section for memes and don't forget that pigeon one.

Book title "Wisdom of Wolf"

Hahahaha

Thank you. I'll try 🤭

I wonder how Udi would use Nostr, would he pay someone to hold his keys for him? Then ask that guy to like this, zap that, comment and follow guys? After all, it's not possible to hold private keys safely right?!

Use alby duh

On mobile?!

Unfortunately no

We're doomed.

Hahaha not yet