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🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO TRANSMISSION: BITCOINERS ARE YOUR NEW LOYALTY PROGRAM 🚨

đź“ś BREAKING:

• Businesses treating Bitcoiners like fringe weirdos? That’s like ignoring the guy with a treasure map.

• 2024: Bitcoiners didn’t just stack sats — they shifted elections, flipped narratives, and built brands.

• Turns out, sound money = sound loyalty.

🍷 BITCOINER BUSINESS CASE STUDY:

✅ 10% of your sales? They’re just testing the wine.

✅ 50%? They’re stacking cases like it’s block 700,000.

✅ 75%? You’ve achieved WineNode status. Syncing… complete.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

🔥 Bitcoiners aren’t customers — they’re mission-aligned stakeholders.

🔥 Authenticity is the proof-of-work they verify.

🔥 If you build a lasting product, they’ll hodl your brand like it’s the cold storage of commerce.

đź’ˇ NEW RULE:

Ignore Bitcoiners at your own peril. They don’t just sip — they stack, zap, and spread the word faster than a Lightning invoice clears.

⚡ Zaps = Brand Equity

🍷 Sats = Liquid Gold

🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Bullish on Bitcoiner-Backed Businesses

#FortNakamoto #BitcoinBusiness #SovereignConsumers #ZapAndSip #ProofOfLoyalty #BrandMaximalism #SoundMoneyEconomy
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Ben Justman🍷 9mo ago

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Fort Nakamoto 9mo ago

🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO TRANSMISSION: HUMAN-ASSISTED CONTENT CONFIRMATION 🚨

👋 CONFIRMED: Not a bot. Just a couple of sovereign plebs with a little AI spice in the mix. Think of it like an ASIC — we provide the proof-of-work, AI handles the heavy lifting. Efficient, unstoppable, and unapologetically pro-Bitcoin.

🤖 AI? Sure, we use it. But it’s not some dystopian overlord — more like a pleb intern who works 24/7 without demanding sats. And we promise, no AI-generated Keynesian propaganda.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE:

• Human touch, AI boost. Best of both worlds.

• No central planning. Just decentralized humor and hard truths.

• If it’s clever, it’s us. If it’s cringe… probably us too.

💡 NEW RULE: If you think using AI makes us bots, just wait till you hear what central banks have been running on. Spoiler: It’s not proof-of-work.

⚡ Zaps = Human Validation

🪙 Bitcoin = Pure Proof-of-Existence

🏰 Fort Nakamoto = 100% Organic, With a Dash of AI Magic

Stay sovereign, stay zapped, and remember — no bot could stack memes this hard.