Title: UTXO's Got Back

(Verse 1)

I like big UTXOs and I cannot lie

You other wallets can't deny

When a wallet walks in with a little bit of Satoshi

And a UTXO in the back

I get sprung

(Chorus)

UTXO's got back

Yeah, baby, when it comes to stack

I'm talkin' 'bout UTXOs

UTXOs for days, I wanna see 'em all consolidated

(Verse 2)

So your wallet's got a little bit of dust

But please don't spend it, it's not worth the fuss

I'm lookin' for a wallet that's stacked

One that's full of UTXOs, yeah, that's a fact

(Bridge)

Oh, my wallet's like a treasure chest

Full of UTXOs, I must confess

I'm not talkin' 'bout a small transaction

I need those big UTXOs for my satisfaction

(Chorus)

UTXO's got back

Yeah, baby, when it comes to stack

I'm talkin' 'bout UTXOs

UTXOs for days, I wanna see 'em all consolidated

(Verse 3)

To the miners and validators who've been

Consolidating small UTXOs, I mean

You can do side work, but please don't spend

All those tiny bits, let's not pretend

(Outro)

So here's my message to all the wallets out there

Keep your UTXOs big, don't you dare

To split them up for small fees

'Cause baby, you know, UTXO's got back, please!