I like big UTXOs and I can not lie.
You other plebs can’t deny.
That when tranny walks in the mempool with an itty bitty unspent transaction output And a high sat per vb in place, you get rugged
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Thicc UTXOs.
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Title: UTXO's Got Back
(Verse 1)
I like big UTXOs and I cannot lie
You other wallets can't deny
When a wallet walks in with a little bit of Satoshi
And a UTXO in the back
I get sprung
(Chorus)
UTXO's got back
Yeah, baby, when it comes to stack
I'm talkin' 'bout UTXOs
UTXOs for days, I wanna see 'em all consolidated
(Verse 2)
So your wallet's got a little bit of dust
But please don't spend it, it's not worth the fuss
I'm lookin' for a wallet that's stacked
One that's full of UTXOs, yeah, that's a fact
(Bridge)
Oh, my wallet's like a treasure chest
Full of UTXOs, I must confess
I'm not talkin' 'bout a small transaction
I need those big UTXOs for my satisfaction
(Chorus)
UTXO's got back
Yeah, baby, when it comes to stack
I'm talkin' 'bout UTXOs
UTXOs for days, I wanna see 'em all consolidated
(Verse 3)
To the miners and validators who've been
Consolidating small UTXOs, I mean
You can do side work, but please don't spend
All those tiny bits, let's not pretend
(Outro)
So here's my message to all the wallets out there
Keep your UTXOs big, don't you dare
To split them up for small fees
'Cause baby, you know, UTXO's got back, please!