Time to pack it in and leave the US maybe, Vitor? I mean, after eight years here, jumping through all the hoops and forking out a small fortune, I’ve earned the right to call myself a British citizen. I’ve paid enough in taxes and immigration fees to sustaim at least couple of racist layabouts on the dole for life.

Granted, the UK hasn't completely lost the plot like the US (yet), but I’ve got no qualms about heading back to 🇧🇷 or legging it somewhere else the moment this lot start mucking about with visa holders, permanent residents, or naturalised citizens.