If renewing license tabs wasn’t enough of a reminder why to hate government, have you tried their easy online renewal?

Website: “enter license # and dob”

Me: *types*

Site: “you have vehicles registered to you, click to continue”

Me: click

Site: “please login, enter username/email and password”

Me: *types email and password*

Site: “your account is deactivated, click here to reactivate”

Me: “ok how often do I have to renew my plates to keep my account activated” 🤦‍♂️*click*

Site: “get email, text to you phone on file, or phone call”

Me: “text”

Site: “enter text passcode”

**phone buzz**

Me: *passcode*

(Skip ahead 10 minutes and 5 more texted passcodes to THE NUMBER ON FILE and finally logged in)

Site: “Welcome back Luke, before you can proceed, please verify your phone number”

Me: “FOR FUCK SAKE REALLY” 🤦‍♂️

#government