Pay it off by printing money? If you want a dozen eggs to cost $150, sure. Print 34 trillion and then print another 1 trillion every 100 days. $150 for a dozen eggs might be a bargain at that point.
As far as your study of bitcoin it's unlikely you have more experience than me. I am a professional software engineer with 30 years of experience and I've been studying the protocol on a technical level for 8 years.
If you've actually studied bitcoin properly you wouldn't be a socialist.