I always feel so much pressure to name the right presents. I know that there's only one right answer and it isn't whatever I'm thinking.

What do you want for Christmas?

Bitcoin.

Ugh. You get Bitcoin every two weeks. What do you REALLY want, honey?

More Bitcoin.

Stop it. What about something pretty and shiny? Huh? Huh? Doesn't that sound nice, sweety?

Like... a Krugerand?