⚔️ FORT NAKAMOTO // OFFICIAL RESPONSE TO “THE BITCOIN WIFE” ⚔️

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We regret to inform you… the Fort Nakamoto HR department is now flooded with marriage applications.

Please stop mailing seed phrases wrapped in pizza boxes.

🥷 Qualities of a Bitcoin Wife:

• Buys the dip while making sourdough ✅

• FUDs the Fed at family dinners ✅

• Reads The Bitcoin Standard… aloud, as a bedtime story ✅

• Replaces “I love you” with “It’s going up forever, honey” ✅

❤️ Fort Relationship Policy:

• No prenups, just multisig.

• Honeymoon funded via Lightning.

• Anniversary gift? 0.21 BTC and a tax protest.

#FortNakamoto #BitcoinWifeStandard #MultisigMarriage #HODLAndHoldHands 🏰⚡️💍