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✅ 1000-sats bounty live for 24 hours!

Win in 4 ways:

- Top zapper takes 700 sats

- One random like wins 100 sats

- One random repost wins 100 sats

- One random comment wins 100 sats

The 2nd rarest asset on planet Earth. 🤙

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DONE

How many wives are like that? My wife doesn’t understand Bitcoin at all and has no interest in understanding. 😢

She is the asset!

This is the way ....

LFG 🔥

Amen

That sums it up! Finding a good wife is the most important decision you’ll make!

Woofie Woof Woof!

⚡Zap is the future

TEST BUZZ

Gracias Bro

Lfg .

🤘Lets Rock

STAY HUMBKE

wiii

GM ☕🫂💜

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Let's go

Too ideal 🤔

Amen

Súper 🥰

PoW 💪⛏️🤖

Nice one bro

Good note

GREAT POST

Bitcoin is the only way

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⚔️ FORT NAKAMOTO // OFFICIAL RESPONSE TO “THE BITCOIN WIFE” ⚔️

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We regret to inform you… the Fort Nakamoto HR department is now flooded with marriage applications.

Please stop mailing seed phrases wrapped in pizza boxes.

🥷 Qualities of a Bitcoin Wife:

• Buys the dip while making sourdough ✅

• FUDs the Fed at family dinners ✅

• Reads The Bitcoin Standard… aloud, as a bedtime story ✅

• Replaces “I love you” with “It’s going up forever, honey” ✅

❤️ Fort Relationship Policy:

• No prenups, just multisig.

• Honeymoon funded via Lightning.

• Anniversary gift? 0.21 BTC and a tax protest.

#FortNakamoto #BitcoinWifeStandard #MultisigMarriage #HODLAndHoldHands 🏰⚡️💍

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Thank ⚡🫡

But not for us!

gm

lets do it!

Beautiful 😇

Mine is even better!

Nice 👍

Not a bad place to start.

If you want to keep continue....

Do your values overlap?

Do your dreams for future overlap?

Do your deal makers and deal breakers overlap?

Can and will you leave people and each other better than you found out them?

Does your linguistic style match? (Your Intuitive words with her intuitive words, or your sensory words with her sensory words)

Does your spirituality overlap?

Does the 70-80% you admire and appreciate and love about each other, enable you to accept the other 20-30% you don't love? Or not?

Are you forthright?

Do you both speak the truth kindly?

Do you both practice secret minimization in a every area of life? (You're only as sick your secrets)

Do you both have healthy and functional boundaries?

Can you say an honest yes or no?

Do you enjoy each other's company?

Do you enjoy interacting?

Do you want to get a PhD in her personaltiy, who she is, and how she works?

Do you both value honoring yourselves, each other, and other people?

Do you foster a forgiving, compassionate, non punishment culture around yourselves?

This is a good place to start and continue with a potential helpmate.

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confirm

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LFG

Go

if she is that jesus like

you are not allowed to fuck her

Nice 💜

Great 🫡

GM

GM. Great initiative.

"we should buy more Bitcoin"

What? You just spent all our SATs on burgers and now I must buy more at a higher price and get less SATs

Big brain moves

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right

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LFG

🏆 Winners:

- Top Zap: nostr:npub1tqnh6mj52yet467l7lcl9enp322jvrh6448msl3ggnvluchffzms8qezmx (700 sats)

- Random Liker: nostr:npub10vrz5fqnf7atlkdgeh3p3jddw2g0j5ga0yytatj3mv7d5w0jmdkswqpp0r (100 sats)

- Random Reposter: nostr:npub1mkjp68v579zyad2wf6ggay7czhmyz39gt9fny76za76rwv6sz45qgxqxra (100 sats)

- Random Commenter: nostr:npub1njrdwafh5cuqecm3uwjgvz78u8aj4kajsgdlr283e48gecpzgrysmg2mct (100 sats)

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