It's a Green Eggs and Ham approach to evangelizing:
Would you, could you, with nut zaps?
Would you, could you, in bitchat?
Except that after we tried it and didn't like it, the pitch just keeps going...
Would you, could you, in a gif?
Would you, could you, in emoji?
And I like weird things! I spent actual time thinking about how you could sign a Twitter message using an nsec (https://github.com/nostr-protocol/nips/pull/1500). I'm just not feeling the n+1'th place you can store arbitrary data, or potential existing trust relationship you might leverage.
The truth is that people don't want to run mints because there is no choice but to eventually break that trust by closing and rugging funds