Austin is Corporate Memphis
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Austin is Corporate Memphis
#Plebchain 
Haven't visited Memphis yet. Is it as bad as this, or California?
Nah, I mean “Corporate Memphis” as in that shit brain design style that every company pushes on us to signify that something is “Millennial.” See below.
Everyone and everything in Austin looks like the an AI’s live action take on the C.M. Design standard 
Fuck me, I had never even been aware of it. Thanks for making me look into it and what it means. Reminded me of 1984's Newspeak and its aim at simplifying expression to simplify the range of thought and thus maximize obedience.
Yes, on the new standard everyone becomes a ridiculous, genderless, amorphous, misshapen pastel colored cartoon.
Certainly nothing like this going on in real life society already…
One of the things that cracked me up the most when reading about it is the justification that people (?) should feel more "represented" and "included" by the figures because they often have unnatural skin colors like blue or fucsia.